Archive for March, 2011

Au Revoir!

Posted by Staci on Saturday, March 26th, 2011

DR

Hello sand, long time, no see.

Here’s the thing.

I’m so devastated about the results of last night’s championship game, that I need to leave the country.

JUST KIDDING.

I mean, not about the leaving the country part. Or really about the devastation part. But definitely about the causal link I’ve implied.

I’m getting the hell out of dodge because, well, it’s about damn time.

I’ll be in Panama tomorrow through the following Sunday, so you won’t be hearing from me. Don’t get too teary-eyed though, I’ll be back the following week with some fresh K&G for you to chuckle over while you’re not doing your real job. In fact, maybe I’ll have some great new vacation story for you about that time I narrowly escaped being eaten by a piranha in the rainforest. (Don’t worry though, I’m a warrior.)

I have some Blast content stocked up, but definitely give me some tips if you know of anything good going on in the local scene. Youth, high school, college…I want to know.

And while I’m gone, pretty please keep me posted, either in the comments section, or on the Facebook page, of any offseason MISL action.

See you in April!

Yuck.

Posted by Staci on Friday, March 25th, 2011

Mr. Yuck

This is me tonight. Hi.

I feel like this question always comes up in the postseason of any sport. Is a bye really a reward for dominating the regular season? Or a curse?

I mean, yeah, you get some much-needed rest and all that, but maybe it’s better to stay in a groove and keep the momentum going. Because when it came down to the one game that really mattered, the Blast looked….well…rusty. And Milwaukee looked crisp.

Which is how the Blast lost their first championship game in recent memory to the Wave, 16-7, before 10,274 fans at 1st Mariner Arena. (By the way, kudos to you guys for showing up. I checked, and the last championship game we hosted in Baltimore when the Blast beat the Rockford Rampage, 9,857 fans were in the house.)

“I think you can find pros and cons to the byes,” said head coach Danny Kelly. “We had some bumps and bruises and got some guys healthy. For us, it worked with the way the season ended. … I just think we got away from what got us to this point, and it’s obviously a disappointing result. You’ve got to give Milwaukee credit. They played well, they stuck to their game plan, and we were undisciplined.”

The Blast outshot the Wave, 32-12, but goalkeeper Marcel Feenstra stayed strong, and Milwaukee was precise with their shots. In fact, MISL Goalkeeper of the Year Sagu only recorded three saves on the evening.

“They played a good tactical game,” said Blast captain Robbie Aristodemo. “They sat in and countered, and when they countered, they scored. They didn’t have as many shots the entire game, but they made them count.”

The first quarter was a relatively quiet one for both teams; unfortunately for the Blast, it was completely silent.

Milwaukee got off to a quick start with a sharp, unassisted goal from former Baltimore defender Jonathan Greenfield. No one scored again until the final minute of the quarter when Wave midfielder Ian Bennett snuck up on Sagu off an assist from Marco Terminesi.

Midfielder Lucio Gonzaga turned it on for the Blast though, running up into the stands to give his visiting mother a kiss after he scored off a pass from Machel Millwood. Shortly after, defender Mike Lookingland notched one off an assist from leading scorer Pat Healey. The Wave regained the lead, however, with a 3-point goal that went off the foot of Blast defender Zach Wilkes and into the net.

Things got tense with more than three minutes left in the second quarter, when a fight broke out involving Millwood, Giuliano Celenza and Josh Rife and his awesome sweatband. Aristodemo had gotten tangled up with Milwaukee goalkeeper and game MVP Marcel Feenstra, when Rife and his sweatband got involved, and Millwood and Celenza jumped in on the action. Both teams remained relatively unscathed though, losing Rife, Millwood and Celenza each for five minutes on severe unsportsmanlike conduct charges.

After a morale-boosting halftime speech from former star and fan favorite Denison Cabral, the teams returned to the field. Milwaukee, however, was the first to get on the board in the second half, with an unassisted 3-point goal from Marcio Leite on a free kick. Milwaukee scored again to start the fourth quarter, this time from late-season rental Greg Howes off an assist from Greenfield.

The first power play didn’t take place until the fourth quarter when Oliviero was penalized two minutes for tripping. Tensions ran high when Millwood and Feenstra got tangled up in the goal, but Milwaukee was able to kill the power play and pad their margin with a 2-point goal from Travis MacKenzie off of a rebound on a shot from Howes.

MISL Defender of the Year Pat Morris snapped the dry spell for the Blast with a 3-point goal off an assist from Celenza with six minutes left in the game. But it wasn’t enough. Unfortunately, with Healey in as a sixth attacker and the goal untended, Milwaukee’s trash talker Evan McNeley was able to score a long 3-point shot on a pass from Rife, and Milwaukee became the 2010-2011 MISL Champions.

Sigh.

Some notes…

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It isn’t lost on me that Troy Dusosky didn’t play, and wasn’t on the injured list either.

Hey, I don’t blame him, I’d be scared too.

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Can we talk about the Wave mascot for a minute with the weird blue Elvis hair and the tropical-looking board shorts? He was in attendance. Is there actually a reason why Milwaukee’s team is the Wave? There’s absolutely nothing about Milwaukee that makes me want to go swimming, am I right?

At least the mascot is accurate in that he’s pasty and chubby, like someone else from Milwaukee that we know.

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Amy Keller “baked” tonight, and I ate cake with a knife like a fat kid because there weren’t any forks. This isn’t newsworthy; it’s just awesome.

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The Blast honored 13-year veteran and fan favorite Cabral tonight during halftime. Talk about all-badass. He’s like the all-time leader for the Blast in, well…every offensive category you can think of.

And yet, the field was conspicuously missing him this season.

Prior to the season, some tension arose when Kelly made it clear that Cabral would compete for a spot on the roster this season.

“It’s pretty simple,” Cabral said. “I went back to the office after the summer and I came down to talk about contracts and basically the head coach said the year before last year wasn’t good enough, and I had to prove to him that I was able to go back and play with the Blast and he offered me the opportunity to train with the team and earn my contract.

“I was invited to try out for a team that I played for for 13 years. I thought that was disrespectful, and I didn’t appreciate the way he did it, and I just decided as a man to respect myself, and I said no, I’m not doing it. At that point on, I just decided to stay away from everything because that was totally disrespectful.”

But he returned to 1st Mariner Arena tonight, accompanied by 250 members of his Denison Cabral Futsal Academy, and he was welcomed with a standing ovation. General manager Kevin Healey spoke, recognizing him as a “superstar on the field and off.”

He kissed the logo on the field before leaving, dedicating the kiss to the fans. It was a nice touch and all but…ew. You couldn’t pay me to touch my mouth to that field.

For now, Cabral is focusing on DCFA, and he has signed an eight-month contract to play for a Brazilian futsal team.

You’re My MVP

Posted by Staci on Thursday, March 24th, 2011

Beau the Soccer Cat

Beau the Soccer Cat is ready for game time. Are you?

Before tomorrow’s excitement, I want to take a second to say that you guys truly are the best fans in the MISL and you probably rank pretty high up there among sports fans in general.

I heard there was quite the turnout at today’s mid-workday pep rally at Hopkins Plaza downtown, and I couldn’t be prouder of you for ditching work and hopefully having some fun in the cold in what I believe was a moon bounce.

And most importantly, thank you for welcoming me and my silly blog into the Blast family this year.

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In other MISL news, the Missouri Comets’ Byron Alvarez earned MVP honors for the 2010-2011 season, and deservedly so. The former Monterrey La Raza forward led the league in scoring this year with 80 points and 33 goals.

I don’t have much to say about this except that I went to high school with a Byron Alvarez and he won all of the scholarships senior year, and I’m still a little bitter about it. Hopefully Byron doesn’t read this.

Tri-Winning

Posted by Staci on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Danny Kelly

The power is in the hair. (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

Well, the Blast cleaned up today, sweeping today’s trio of postseason award announcements made at a press conference at the 1st Mariner Tower in Canton.

Head coach Danny Kelly won MISL Coach of the Year, Pat Morris, MISL Defender of the Year, and Sagu, MISL Goalkeeper of the Year.

I imagine this is what it feels like to be a New York Yankees fan and know that your team is stacked. I’m starting to understand why they gloat so much with those pompous big heads of theirs.

Kelly led the Blast to a 15-5 record and the regular season title. Morris was the top defender on the team with 36 blocks, but also the third-leading scorer with 42 points. And we all know about the well-documented and much-decorated All-Badass year Sagu has had.

My postseason awards for these guys are slightly different.

DK – Best Hair in Show

Pat Morris – Best Thing to Come Out of the Philly KiXX Folding

Sagu – Scariest Dude Named After a Dessert

More K&G postseason awards to come.

Spellcheck

Posted by Staci on Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

Warren Ukah

Warren Ukah - My brother from another mother? (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

I just gorged on an Annabel Lee birthday chipwich, so I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you a bare-bones update and go wallow in my food coma.

The MISL announced Rookie of the Year today, as well as its All-Rookie team. Rookie of the Year was Luca Rodriguez or Lucas Rodriquez. I don’t know which one, because the Missouri Comets’ press release said both, each more than once.

Sorry, it’s my birthday and I’m an editor with a cold = cranky and snarky. Hopefully I won’t make any mistakes here for you to call me out on.

Speaking of birthdays, it is also forward Warren Ukah’s birthday. We are true birthday twins, so make sure you wish him a happy 26th Friday.

In preparation for Friday’s championship game, the Blast are holding a championship rally Thursday downtown at Hopkins Plaza (Charles Street and Baltimore Street). The rally goes from 12-1:30. How many of you are going to ditch work to go?

And in your preparation for the big game, make sure to snag those tickets if you haven’t already. In fact, here’s a limited-time deal for you. Tell them Staci sent you.

38 Candles on the Cake…or on the Sagu?

Posted by Staci on Monday, March 21st, 2011

Sagu

Sagu is 38, and he's still got it! (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAGU!

OK, so probably birthdays aren’t the greatest thing in the world of professional sports, but damn I love a good birthday, and it’s not like Sagu is showing any signs of aging. Dude led the MISL with 14 wins this year, just sayin’.

Plus, his birthday is the day before mine. Which, I have to say, makes me feel just a little more badass than I already do (which is a lot). Sagu and I are almost-birthday twins.

Fun fact: Sagu’s name is the name of a dessert he likes.

On my birthday, you can call me chipwich.

The Blast’s veteran goalkeeper was named to the All-MISL First Team today, after being named Goalkeeper of the Month almost every month this season. He is joined by defender Pat Morris, who was not only second in the league with 36 blocks, but tied for 10th in scoring.

The Blast earned two spots on the second team as well. Defender and media darling Mike Lookingland earned a spot after recording 35 blocks this season, and so did forward Pat Healey, who notched the sixth ranking in the league with 48 points on 17 goals and 13 assists.

P.S. Milwaukee only grabbed one spot on the First Team and two on the Second Team.

Wave Hello

Posted by Staci on Sunday, March 20th, 2011

Troy Dusosky

See you Friday, Chubs! (Photo courtesy of the Milwaukee Wave)

It’s Sunday night, and that means the Blast have all week to get themselves geared up to take on the Milwaukee Wave in Friday’s MISL championship game.

That’s right. After the Missouri Comets took Game 1 of the semifinals, 11-5, the Wave came back, edging the Comets out 20-18 in Game 2. Milwaukee’s Marco Terminesi got the game started with back-to-back goals and a third in the second quarter to complete the hat trick. Missouri’s Byron Alvarez had four goals, three of which came in the fourth quarter, but it wasn’t enough. The Milwaukee victory prompted Game 3, a one-quarter mini matchup.

Alvarez scored a power play goal in this one as well, but Josh Rife (of awesome sweatband fame) and revived veteran Greg Howes had 3-point and 2-point goals respectively, that Missouri could not overcome.

And so, the Blast will host the Wave Friday night in what will assuredly be an entertaining contest.

How do you feel about the outcome of the semifinals? Are you excited to see the Blast take on their bitter rivals, or were you hoping for something different with the Missouri Comets?

Charlie Sheen? Winning. Sagu? Also Winning.

Posted by Staci on Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

Pat Healey

But...what about Pat Trick? (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

Blast fans.

You let me down. I’m sorry, but you did. I mean, look. I don’t want to get up on some pedestal or anything and act like I know more than you because I’m well aware I don’t. Some of you have been Blast fans for a longer amount of time than I’ve been in existence.

BUT.

Last night I attended my first Blast Fan Club Awards Banquet and thus participated in my first Blast Fan Club Awards betting pool.

Yeah, so if you were there, and you heard someone obnoxious giggling in the back, that was me. I was busy rooting for myself and I was maybe a little bit tipsy. Whoever’s decision it was to make moscato the white wine of the night, Waka Flocka and I applaud you.

Anyway, we were talking about $35 here. Do you know how many clicks on this thing it takes for me to accumulate $35? I would tell you, but then that would involve finding a calculator and subsequently getting depressed. I felt good about this one, you know? Not the same way I feel about my March Madness bracket. Not going to a school with a rooting interest in basketball (or any sports for that matter…NYU football, undefeated since WWII, look it up), it takes gambling to get me to pay attention and therefore I usually don’t until March. So anyway, I had high hopes for my Blast Fan Club picks.

Unfortunately, I got four out of six…one shy of front office member Robin Eichelberger’s five. Defensive player of the year? Easy – Pat Morris. Unsung hero? Blast stalwart captain Robbie Aristodemo. I knew that. Favorite newcomer? Morris again. Duh. Piece of cake. MVP? Sagu. Obviously.

Admittedly, I was a bit stumped over who you would pick as fan favorite, what with Denison Cabral not being part of the roster this year. I knew it was a toss-up, and was tempted to put Denison’s name down, just for shi kicks and giggles. I went with Giuliano Celenza, and you guys went with Sagu again. Alright, fair enough, he’s a pretty swell guy.

However, I’m tempted to say where you guys whiffed, even though I shouldn’t say that because I don’t want you to hate me should there ever be a favorite blogger category (except I did just say it so you know, I’m not sayin’, just sayin’). Offensive player of the year? I picked Pat Healey. You know. The guy who has pretty much been atop the leader board in scoring ALL season (currently with 48 points). The one who allowed me to think up the punniest pun of all time. The one whose name is really big in the tag cloud on the right because he keeps making me write about him every game.

No. You picked Machel Millwood. Look, I have no problem with Mills. I like watching him play just as much as the next guy. But statistically speaking? He’s tied for third with 42 points. And I am $5 poorer.

But all joking aside, the fan club did a great job. So thanks for having me there.

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So Denison’s coming back. No, no. Not to play (…yet), but the Blast will be honoring him at the championship game March 25. It was odd not seeing him on the field this season, and I think he’ll get a warm reception at 1st Mariner Arena. I don’t have a favorite player because I mean that would be somewhat unethical and as you know, I am the embodiment of professionalism, but if I had a favorite, it would probably be Denison. Maybe it’s because I secretly aspire to be able to do a back flip. Or maybe it’s just because he claims to be a fan of my writing, and I ALWAYS believe people when they’re blowing smoke.

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In MLS news, if this were to happen, I’d be so freaking happy. No really. I love this man. If you keep clicking, maybe some day I’ll be able to own an MLS team and give Ochocinco a roster spot (But not Adrian Peterson). What do you think – striker?

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So I’ve been waiting up for the results of the Milwaukee/Missouri semifinal game (no, I cannot get the webcast to work either), and it seems the Comets have pummeled the Wave, 11-5. Game 2 will take place Sunday in Milwaukee. Now hopefully, I’ll get this right…correct me if I don’t, I’m getting sleepy.

If the Comets win, the Blast will host them March 25. But if the Wave win, there will be a “mini game,” another 15-minute quarter. Should that end in a tie, we’ll be waiting on a golden goal, which I believe has been kind to the Blast in the past. Whoa, I’m a poet and didn’t know it.

Who do you want to see in the finals?

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Finally, what do Justin Bieber, Danny Kelly, the Breakfast Club, Mike Lookingland and Malta have in common? Keep coming back to find out.

No Sophomore Slump for Ferdinand

Posted by Staci on Monday, March 14th, 2011

Max & Robbie

Max Ferdinand (left) was named MISL Player of the Week today. (Photo courtesy of Baltimore Blast)

After Sunday’s stellar game against the Missouri Comets, the MISL has named Max Ferdinand the March 14 Player of the Week.

During the game, the 2010 Rookie of the Year scored eight points on three assists and two goals. His assists went to Adauto Neto, Machel Millwood and Pat Healey, leading the offensive onslaught in the 17-6 victory that gave the Blast homefield advantage for the championship game.

With 43 points on 14 goals and 11 assists, Ferdinand ranks second on the team behind Healey, and seventh in the league.

Let’s hope he can repeat that performance March 25.

Blast Secure Championship Chance

Posted by Staci on Sunday, March 13th, 2011

Max Ferdinand

2010 Rookie of the Year Max Ferdinand led the Blast in Sunday's 17-6 victory over the Missouri Comets...for a ticket to the MISL Championship. (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

They put the pressure on themselves, dropping two games that could have secured a spot in the championship game, but the Baltimore Blast came through with a 17-6 win over the Missouri Comets Sunday in the final game of the 2010-2011 MISL regular season.

The victory, before 6,425 fans, crowned the Blast regular season league champions, and they will fight for the title March 25 at 1st Mariner Arena.

“Obviously this was the most important game of the season,” said head coach Danny Kelly. “This is why we play. We want to compete for a championship, and tonight we had the opportunity to secure the championship game in front of our home fans, and we weren’t going to let that opportunity slip by. … We don’t need any other motivation than that. We play to raise the trophy.”

Forward Max Ferdinand led the offensive effort with eight points on three assists and one each of a two-point and a three-point goal.

“We knew we had to come out and win today,” Ferdinand said. “We lost the last one, so we knew we had to come out with a lot of energy.”

With three games left in the regular season, the Blast needed only one win to host the championship game, but they lost in overtime to the Chicago Riot and then on the road to the Milwaukee Wave.

Winning was not a problem tonight though, with the Blast dominant. In addition to Ferdinand’s scores, Matt Watson, Robbie Aristodemo, Machel Millwood, and Pat Healey all contributed goals. Adauto Neto scored two goals as well, one a header into the net on the power play.

The Blast will face either the Milwaukee Wave or the Missouri Comets in the championship game.

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I’ve been remiss in posting this last week, and haven’t mentioned that Pat Morris and Sagu have been named defender of the month and co-goalkeeper of the month, respectively, for February. Kudos!

And more importantly, happy belated birthday to Danny Kelly! The 42-year-old’s birthday was March 7; make sure you wish him a happy one. I think the team got him a pretty nice present…don’t you think so?

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Tonight was Fan Appreciation Night and all the players signed autographs following the game. The matchup, however, started late because the Missouri Comets were a little late to the arena. I almost was too, due to major traffic from the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, but I’m pretty sure the Comets were in walking distance of the arena, coming from their hotel.

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As part of the last game of the season, the Blast held its annual media/celebrity halftime game. Admittedly, I wasn’t feeling much like a celebrity tonight and I didn’t play, but it was good to see some old friends (I’m looking at you, Sean Welsh), and watch my out-of-shape colleagues run around.

Almost as fun as watching the Blast snag another chance at the championship.