Archive for January, 2012

No Cheering in the Press Box

Posted by Staci on Saturday, January 28th, 2012

Machel Millwood tallied three points on one goal and one assist in tonight's win against the Rochester Lancers. (Photo Courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

When they arrived tonight, one of our friends from the Rochester Lancers came up to me and informed me I would be writing headlines about a Rochester win. Ha. Ha. Clearly, he’s never read my headlines.

And clearly, he underestimated the Blast. Sure, the Lancers put up a good fight, but the Blast came away with n 8-7 win over Rochester before 6,473 at 1st Mariner Arena.

Less than a minute into the game, Rochester defender Brayton Knapp earned two minutes in the box for holding, but the Lancers were able to kill the power play. A few minutes later, Blast defender Scott Buete earned a blue card of his own for holding, but the Lancers were unable to capitalize as well. But aside from a few great saves on Sagu’s part, that was it for the action in the first quarter. Defense prevailed on both sides, and neither team scored.

Finally the Blast broke the ice with one of Danny Kelly’s nifty free kick schemes. Ricardinho tapped the ball to Max Ferdinand on his left, who faked like he was going to shoot, but instead tapped it forward to Carlos Garcia. Garcia then found the back of the net almost three minutes into the second quarter. With only 21 seconds left in the half, the Blast got a power play opportunity when Rochester had too many men on the field. Only 18 seconds later, captain Mike Lookingland took advantage of the situation, getting the power play goal on a pass from Adauto Neto.

The second half got off to a quicker start with Rochester’s Ljubomir Kocic scoring in 10 seconds. It looked like the Blast had a goal a few minutes later, but Ferdinand found the back of the net at the same time Garcia was called for holding, and the goal was negated. Machel Millwood made up for it a minute later, pounding an unassisted goal right down the middle. The Blast got another power play opportunity three minutes later when Rochester’s Elliot Fauske, whose hairstyle rivals only that of Danny Kelly, received a blue card for holding. However, this time the Blast were unable to score, and the third quarter came to an end.

Almost seven minutes into the fourth quarter, Rochester defender Jacob Schindler found the back of the let on a pass from Grady Renfrow to narrow the margin to two points. But when Lancer goalkeeper Patrick Hannigan jumped up to block a shot, Millwood headed the ball back to Mike Deasel, and the rookie scored to widen the margin once more. Rochester answered though, this time with a three-pointer authored by former Blast player Chile Farias (mmm…chili), unassisted. With jut under two minutes left in the game, the Lancers decided being one point down wasn’t good enough, and put in veteran Doug Miller as the sixth attacker. Compounding matters, Sagu earned himself a five-minute penalty (even though there were only 30 seconds left in the game). But ain’t no thang — the Blast played tough defense and came away with the victory.

“We had a great win,” Kelly said. “I thought we played very well on both sides of the ball. Offensively we were patient. We created chances. Their keeper played well, a credit to them for playing well. We did a great job defensively, kept them within one goal for most of the game, and I thought Sagu played really well.”

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So the cheerleaders were wearing something that looked to me like purple camouflage tops. I get the camo, since it was Army appreciation night, but purple? Do we not know that the Ravens lost last week? I totally get that a Blast cheerleader’s dream is probably to become a Ravens cheerleader, but let’s get with the times and the right team, yeah? Unless those tops were ordered prior to the Ravens losing. If that’s the case, way to jinx it, ladies. Lee Evans, Billy Cundiff and I applaud you.

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Hey, I just want to throw something out there. If you ever find yourself in a press box, like say, the one at 1st Mariner Arena, there’s no cheering. No cheering in the press box. Just like there’s no crying in baseball and no you-know-what in the champagne room. Got it? None. Hypothetically speaking, of course. In case you find yourself here. Just saying. NONE. Zero.

BL_ST WI_!

Posted by Staci on Friday, January 27th, 2012

Can you solve this Baltimore sports-themed puzzle? I did. "Wheel of Fortune," here I come.

What looked like it may be a predictable game against the Norfolk SharX before 5,764 at 1st Mariner Arena did indeed have a predictable result but it came with some rather unpredictable twists and turns along the way. However, the Baltimore Blast prevailed, defeating the SharX, 18-10, and improving to 12-4.

Head coach Danny Kelly decided to give starter Sagu a rest tonight, and Baltimorean rookie Akira Fitzgerald got his first start at home. I’m wondering, though, if he got a bit bored in the first quarter, since the Blast dominated possession of the ball and the Norfolk SharX only got a whopping two shots on goal.

Veteran Carlos Garcia got scoring started for the Blast, finding the back of the net on an assist from Warren Ukah. Less than a minute later, forward Machel Millwood followed up, practically mini-punting the ball into Norfolk’s goal. A few minutes later, the Blast continued their battery, this time with J.T. Noone scoring off a pass from Max Ferdinand.

Fitzgerald made a couple of nice saves in the second quarter, and no one scored for almost 10 minutes, so the Baltimore Sun’s Glenn Graham and I played a rousing game of Baltimore sports hangman. I won, of course. I always win. I’m a winner. Then captain Mike Lookingland scored on a rekick, the ball tapped over to him from Ferdinand, and I started paying attention again because Mike Lookingland is a winner too. And after a short injury timeout for Fitzgerald, SharX forward Matthew Delicate scored on an assist from Tennant McVea before the half ended.

Just 31 seconds into the first half, Ferdinand scored off an assist from veteran Adauto Neto. Three and a half minutes later, Norfolk seemed to find more of a rhythm, managing their second goal, a hard-shot three-pointer authored by Miguel Ferrer on an assist from Gary Brooks. Shortly after, McVea scored off an assist from Matt Clare. But the Blast widened the margin again, when Noone scored his second goal, this time off an assist from Ukah, who tore up the field with the ball before making the pass.

And then things got very interesting. A mere 19 seconds into the fourth quarter, Norfolk’s Brian Hinkey was penalized two minutes for tripping, and the Blast capitalized with Neto scoring a power play goal on an assist from Lookingland. Things started to get chippier when Norfolk’s Andrew Marshall was penalized for boarding, and Fitzgerald was penalized for a handball outside of the box. With Garcia serving the in the box for him, Fitzgerald faced Brooks in a shootout. Rookie Stephen DeRoux wasn’t about to let Brooks score though, coming up behind Brooks and tackling him T-Sizzle style from behind. The refs called it tripping. I call it a sack.

Brooks got another chance at the shootout, and Fitzgerald made a spectacular save and then another with only three Blast players defending against four SharX. Confusing, I know. Basically everyone started taking cheap shots and then played shorthanded for a little while until all three power plays were killed.

A few minutes later, Millwood scored his second goal of the game off a pass from Noone. Neto was penalized for supposedly pushing after that; I didn’t see it, because I was watching Fitzgerald make another great save. However, the SharX missed yet another shootout attempt, with Delicate finding the post instead of the net. Still, with Neto in the box, Norfolk’s Cecil Lewis scored a three-point power play goal. But Baltimore answered back with Lookingland scoring his second goal off another assist from Ukah.

“The biggest thing is just to stay steady mentally,” Fitzgerald said. “Going through games, you’re going to have those ups and downs, and you can’t let your ups get you too high or your downs get you too low. You have to move on to the next situation and if you make a mistake, having a short-term memory. It doesn’t matter what game you’re in. You just have to deal with it that way.”

Things seemed to calm down for a few minutes, but then Lewis earned a blue card for holding on Adriano Dos Santos. As the power play wound down with the clock, Norfolk killed the power play, but not for much, as they dropped to 3-14 on the season.

Well…it’s like my dad always told me as I was growing up watching the Orioles — bad things happen to bad teams.

And if you want to see a good team named the Baltimore Blast, be here tomorrow for the matchup against the Rochester Lancers.

“Rochester, they’re ahead of Syracuse right now,” said Lookingland. “We’re definitely pushing ahead in the conference, but it’s a huge game for them and it’s a huge game for us. If we win a quick two games, we can maybe clinch a spot [in the playoffs] here soon.”

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I just want to go on record here and say that I was for realz impressed with the little bouncy jump-roping kids that performed during halftime. I liked that halftime show way better than the Medieval Times one.

Softies and Sizzles

Posted by Staci on Monday, January 23rd, 2012

Mike Lookingland has a soft side. Who knew? (Photograph Courtesy Leo Howard Lubow/Show Your Soft Side)

So, yesterday was kind of a rough day to be a Baltimore sports fan. And by rough I mean miserable, horrible and overwhelmingly depressing.

BUT I love this city, I love this city’s strange fans, and I love our sports teams. Yes, even the beleaguered Orioles. And, I owe the Baltimore Blast’s Mike Lookingland a debt of gratitude for dragging me out of my stupor today and making me smile.

Lookingland (of THE Loyola Blakefield) is the latest in a series of “tough” guys to pose for Baltimore City’s Show Your Soft Side campaign. The campaign reminds people, especially silly teenage people who do this kind of crap, that hurting animals is NOT awesome. It reminds us that even so-called tough guys like Lookingland, the Ravens’ Jarret Johnson, and the Orioles’ Adam Jones (swoon) have soft spots for their dogs and cats.

I freaking love this, so give it a like on Facebook, especially if you like Ralphy (above with Lookingland), Beau the Soccer Cat, and all their brothers and sisters.

While you’re there, why don’t you give me a like on Facebook as well? And tell your friends to like me too. Pimp me out for reals. Wouldn’t it be sweet if I reached 100 likes? Seriously, it warms my heart whenever I get a new like. That’s how starved I am for approval.

And the more you like me, the more I give you gems like this:

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My SOPA Box

Posted by Staci on Friday, January 20th, 2012

Mike Lookingland and Max Ferdinand

Max Ferdinand (right) tallied seven points on three goals and one assist in the Blast's 16-2 victory over the Norfolk SharX.(Photo Courtesy of www.shawnlevin.com)

No, the title has nothing to do with the Baltimore Blast or tonight’s game. At least not directly. Just wait for it.

The home team hosted the Norfolk SharX tonight at 1st Mariner Arena in front of 4,718 fans, improving to 11-4 after a 18-2 victory.

The Blast found the back of the net first. After Carlos Garcia took a hard shot at the goal, the ball bounced off the boards and newcomer Ricardinho scored his first Baltimore goal. Pat Healey scored next on a pass from Adriano Dos Santos a few minutes later, and then Norfolk answered with a goal by forward Matthew Delicate.

But the second quarter belonged entirely to the Blast. Just under six minutes in, Max Ferdinand scored off a Machel Millwood assist. Four minutes after that the pair swapped, and Millwood scored off a Ferdinand pass. Warren Ukah then scored off an assist from Mike Lookingland before closing out the half.

Scoring slowed in the second half until 10 and a half minutes in, Ferdinand scored his second goal, this time on a pass from Garcia. In the fourth quarter, Ukah scored his second goal backpedaling the ball from Shaun David into the Norfolk net. Adauto Neto kept his hot streak alive following up with a score off a pass from Ricardinho. And with the game winding down, Ferdinand launched his third goal into the back of the net, unassisted for the hat trick.

“I thought it was a great response,” said head coach Danny Kelly. “Coming off a loss last week where we didn’t play very well, I thought it was a great response. To only give up one goal the entire game, it was a great team effort. We played very well tonight.”

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So if you were like me this past Wednesday and you needed to look up a random fact in order to make disparaging remarks about Katy Perry on Facebook, you probably went to Wikipedia and glimpsed what life would be like without the relatively unreliable source of facts that is Wikipedia. That is to say, life would be black and white, bleak and desolate, and far more difficult to find information. Don’t forget, looking stuff up is…well, it’s hard.

Wikipedia and Google as well spent the day protesting SOPA and PIPA, which you can read more about here. I won’t attempt to explain these bills because I’m pretty sure I’ll make an ass out of myself, but if you like this blog, and you like the laziness Wikipedia affords to all of us, then you know SOPA and PIPA are bad, bad things. While I’m sure the government has bigger fish to fry, I’m also fairly certain my little blog here breaks dozens of SOPA rules.

So while Congress has tabled the plan indefinitely, it hasn’t been killed quite yet. So children, if you love K&G like Stacinho does, be sure to educate yourself on how to fight back.

Newbies’ Scores Aren’t Enough

Posted by Staci on Thursday, January 12th, 2012

Nicki Paterson

Nicki Paterson made his Blast debut tonight, scoring in the third quarter off an assist from Adauto Neto. (Photo Courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

Well the win streak is snapped, but the 10-4 Baltimore Blast maintain a firm hold on first place in the MISL Eastern Division after losing on the road to the Norfolk SharX, 17-12.

On the bright side, it was a good night for Blast rookies, one of whom made his debut tonight. Rookie J.T. Noone, who ranks seventh on the team in points, led the way scoring twice, first off an assist from Adauto Neto, and later on his own. Noone’s first goal was the first Baltimore goal of the game, and shortly after Shaun David scored on a pass from Nicki Paterson, making his Blast debut.

Paterson scored in the second half, followed by fellow rookie Stephen DeRoux, and then again by Noone. Adriano Dos Santos contributed a goal, but it wasn’t enough for the Blast to overcome the SharX.

Nice to see some new faces. Just saying. *cough*::I’m looking at you, DK.::*cough*

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In other news, Neto was named MISL player of the week last week for his astounding attack on the Syracuse Silver Knights and the Rochester Lancers last weekend. Duh.

What a Feeling

Posted by Staci on Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Beast. (Photo Courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

STACI’S HOUSE — Yes, this post deserves a dateline. You know why? Because I’m not at 1st Mariner Arena. You know why I’m not at the arena? Because the internet wasn’t spotty at best tonight. It was nonexistent tonight. I will never ever complain about it being spotty again.

So. What’s new? Here’s what I wrote while I was sitting on the sun (a.k.a. the press box) watching the Blast beat the Rochester Lancers 8-5 before 5,835.

The Blast didn’t get off to as quick of a start as they did last night, with neither team scoring in the first quarter, but Baltimore once again got on the board first with an unassisted two-point goal by Adauto Neto. Later in the quarter on a restart kick, Machel Millwood sent the ball through a wall of Lancers, and Carlos Garcia backpedaled it into the goal.

But quickly after the half, Rochester put on the pressure, with Mauricio Salles scoring an unassisted three-pointer 11 seconds in. Clearly still on fire from last night (like the press box), Neto scored a second time on a pass from Shaun David to widen the margin once again.

The fourth quarter started similarly, except this time it was the Blast scoring 12 seconds in, Warren Ukah on a pass from Max Ferdinand. Things stayed quiet until the end when DeRoux was penalized for tripping at the 12:14 mark, and Rochester brought in a sixth attacker. Shortly after, Salles was penalized two minutes for his fourth penalty, and Rochester’s Elliot Fauske, who has the worst hair ever, scored. I mean, he tied it up on top of his head like Pebbles from the Flintstones. But Pebbles’s goal wasn’t enough, and the Blast improved to 10-3 to maintain first place in the MISL Eastern Division.

I would type some quotes for you, but I can’t seem to find my tape recorder. Meh. Danny Kelly said: “Defense defense defense defense is good.”

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I admit I’m cranky. It’s 8,000 degrees in here again tonight and I’m trying to sit very, very still. But the Royal Farms magic minute really has to go. Actually, it doesn’t have to go. It’s a great idea. If the Blast score in the final minute the fans get Royal Farms coupons. That’s great. Everyone likes money off gas, coffee and fried chicken. But to the dude on the mic who roots “Roy-al Farms! Roy-al Farms!” – not OK. Just stop. It’s annoying and I am embarrassed for you. What did you do in a past life that resulted in you having to be THAT guy?

(P.S. I’m pretty sure I see that guy at Starbucks all the time so I’m going to have to start going incognito now. But honestly, it’s worth it if he stops with the Roy-al Farms.)

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The Blast honored two new inductees into their Hall of Fame – Dan Counce and Rusty Troy. It was swell. We got to watch video montages of Blast players in short shorts and rock out to such retro favorites as “What a Feeling” and that song by C+C Music Factory. I won’t lie, I was lip-syncing to “What a Feeling.” I would have danced to good old C+C but it was too hot. Kudos to you, Dan Counce, for getting a much better montage song, and not even showing up for your Hall of Fame honors. And I salute you Rusty Troy, for filling the entire time slot with your speech.

The Blast also honored owner Ed Hale, who was recently inducted into the MISL Hall of Fame as the first “builder” inductee. He didn’t go to his ceremony either. He taped a thank you speech that we got to watch. You know why? Because that’s how he rolls. Like Leo DiCaprio who can’t make it to the Oscars because he’s filming “on location.” Bad. Ass.

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P.S. Mike Lookingland. If you’re reading this, since you’re my blog’s biggest fan. Yes, I’m talking to you in bold, underlined, italicized font. I am a legit journalist and I do TOO have a deadline. It’s called I’m-tired-of-working-on-the-weekend-and-want-a-beer o’clock.

Or in this case a nice glass of wine. Ahh.

And now in place of quotes, I give you this. And you’re welcome. (Yes, I watched this whole thing and it made me laugh. No, it’s not supposed to be funny.)

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I’m Hot

Posted by Staci on Friday, January 6th, 2012

Adauto Neto

Veteran Adauto Neto scored a hat trick against Syracuse and contributed two assists as well. (Photo Courtesy www.shawnlevin.com)

No joke, it’s sweltering in the press box and the internet connection is spotty at best so it’s the fourth quarter and I’m breaking my rule of not writing ledes prematurely because I need to knock this bad boy out, haul ass home and stick my head in the freezer.

The Baltimore Blast we’ve become accustomed to seeing showed up tonight, absolutely routing the Syracuse Silver Knights, 21-6, before 4,864 fans at 1st Mariner Arena.

The Blast quickly got on the board first a few minutes into the game with veteran Machel Millwood finding the back of the net on an assist from fellow old guy Carlos Garcia. Millwood followed up shortly after with another two-pointer, this time off an assist from Max Ferdinand. And moments later, newcomer Stephen DeRoux scored a wide three-point goal off an assist from Adauto Neto. Syracuse answered with a goal by midfielder Andriy Budnyy, but as the first quarter wound down, Garcia notched another two points unassisted.

Not even a minute into the second quarter, the Blast continued their attack with DeRoux scoring again off an assist from Neto. Millwood and Ferdinand teamed up a second time, this time with Ferdinand scoring off a pass from Millwood. And about a minute later Neto scored an unassisted power play goal after Syracuse’s Marcos Chantel was penalized for tripping.

The Silver Knights scored first in the second half when day-walking ginger Cory Elenio scored 30 seconds in on a pass from Anthony Maher. But Neto answered, keeping the margin wide, scoring again on a pass from Garcia. And with three and a half minutes left in the quarter, Neto made Syracuse look like a rec team, gliding up the field and setting up a perfect shot to earn a hat trick for the evening. He did it on a pass from Ferdinand, who followed up with an unassisted two-pointer of his own.

Despite the heap of scoring, head coach Danny Kelly nevertheless attributed the win to good defense.

“We wanted to continue where we left off in Milwaukee,” he said. “We had a good game there, played real well defensively, didn’t give up a goal for three quarters in the game. It’s no secret, you’ve got to play good defense, you’ve got to block shots and you’ve got to limit the other team’s opportunities, and we did a great job of that tonight, limiting them to six points.”

Things started to get chippy in the fourth quarter after Jon Gruenewald scored unassisted, Syracuse’s third and final goal of the game. DeRoux was penalized for boarding and later almost got into a teeny tiny brawl with Maher, who was called for pushing.

Meh, sour grapes. I’d be annoyed too if my team just got rocked.

Ptah-Dah!

Posted by Staci on Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Ptah Myers

Did Ptah Myers get new shoes for Christmas? (Photo courtesy www.shawnlevin.com)

You asked for it, and who am I to deny you? Yes, below is the first of two holiday interviews. One with veteran Ptah Myers and one to come at a later date with Shaun David. But first! Some business.

With Matt Watson heading out to join the Vancouver Whitecaps, the Blast had an open roster spot to fill. And fill it they did with the veteran likes of Ricardinho.

Ricardinho had nine indoor seasons under his belt and most recently played for the Omaha Vipers. And yes, he only goes by one name, which yes, means he’s from Brazil. And yes, journalists love people with only one name. It keeps things so not-confusing.

Actually, I don’t mind. It’s pretty baller. I think I might start going by Stacinho. Thoughts?

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A wee bit of housekeeping here — by the end of the month, the Baltimore Sun is disintegrating Charm City Current, or something like that. But fret not, Kicks & Giggles will live on! I just won’t get paid my monthly stipend of pocket change, paperclips and candy wrappers.

But I would never leave you. More on that to come. I’ll keep you posted of any address changes and whatnot, and the silver lining is I can blog uncensored, which I know you’ll TOTALLY love. Get ready for a lot of T-Pain and Lil Wayne videos!

And in return you just have to comment more to help me sustain my self-esteem.

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ONE more thing before the holiday interview. If your New Year’s resolution this year was to go to the gym, please just break it now. More specifically, if you go to the Canton Merritt, just quit!

Yes, I know this is unrelated to…well, everything, but look. I’m sick of fighting for parking spots at the gym and it’s too cold to walk from my house. I don’t like stressing over whether I’ll get a bike in spin or if I’ll accidentally punch someone while kickboxing merely because we’re all crammed in too tightly.

I just hate it. I mean look, if you’re not going to break your resolution, then you know, keep on keeping on and get pissed with me next January. But let’s be honest here. New Year’s resolutions get broken, amirite? Take me. I’m a prime example. I vowed to blog as much as I did last year, and look how well I’ve done. It’s only five days into 2012 and I’m lazier than ever. So by all means, break yours too and let me have my gym back.

And now…everyone at the Blast fan club holiday party told me Ptah Myers is a funny guy. Let’s see what you think. Drumroll please…

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SW: What do you hope Santa will put in your stocking this year?

PM: I hope that Santa will bring me some fresh new soccer shoes just because right now the ones that we use at home really aren’t working too well, so I hope that they’ll give us better luck going into the new year. Other than that, that’s it.

(Note from Staci: Zzzzzzz)

SW: Have you been naughty or nice this year?

PM: I’m always nice. I’m a very nice person. Very friendly. That’s just the way I am I guess. Just a very nice person.

(So…you’re nice then?)

SW: What’s your favorite holiday food?

PM: My favorite holiday food would be macaroni and cheese.

SW: That’s not really holiday food.

(That’s PMS food.)

PM: No, not really?

SW: It’s good.

PM: It’s good, but I’ll go with turkey I guess.

(Lame.)

SW: What celebrity would you like to kiss under the mistletoe?

PM: Celebrity I would like to kiss under the mistletoe. It would have to be…wow, that is a tough question. I would probably say — there are a couple. Can I give you a couple? Stacy Dash.

SW: Who’s that?

PM: She’s an older celebrity. Kim Kardashian. Those are my two right there.

(Does someone want to fill Ptah in on what Kim Kardashian does to athletes?)

SW: What’s your favorite Christmas movie?

PM: My favorite Christmas movie is “A Christmas Story.”

SW: I’ve never seen that.

PM: You have to check it out.

(OK timeout. Everyone tells me that. So this year I decided to watch it since it plays on TBS for 48 hours straight and I fell asleep a half hour in. But I will say that I thought it was damn funny when the kid is so bundled up he can’t put his arms down. And I also liked how the dad won a lamp.)

SW: Everyone tells me that. Alright, fill in the blank: All I want for Christmas is…

PM: A championship.

SW: Have you ever had a potato latke?

PM: A potato who?

SW: How many nights of Hannukkah are there?

PM: I believe there are…seven?

SW: Close enough. Who’s the best reindeer not named Rudolph?

PM: Blitzen.

SW: Why?

PM: I think he’s like the fastest one, or one of the fastest ones. There’s just something about him. I don’t know, that’s the one that stuck in my head.

SW: Is that actually true or did you just pull that out of your ass?

PM: No, that’s actually true. I remember that story from when I was younger.

SW: I wouldn’t know. What’s the best present you’ve ever gotten?

PM: The best present I’ve ever gotten for Christmas would have to be when the first gaming system came out, I got the Nintendo. I really wanted that. I guess that was my favorite Christmas present.

SW: What’s the best present you’ve ever given?

PM: The best present I’ve ever given for Christmas would have been me giving back we did the Pollyanna with my old team, which is you kind of give gag gifts, so one of the guys on our team, we’d always say that he was always complaining about fouls and stuff like that, so we gave him a box of tissues. So he would stop crying.

(Hey big spenda!)

SW: What’s the worst present you’ve ever gotten?

PM: I think a lot of people get this — tube socks. My grandparents always give me socks and underwear, so I have enough of them, so I’m kind of tired of them.

(I happen to think tube socks are a very thoughtful gift to give to a soccer player. Kudos to you, Gramps.)

SW: That’s pretty bad, although Mike Lookingland got coal one year.

PM: Did he really? He was probably a bad boy that year.

SW: That’s what his grandfather told him. What’s your best holiday memory?

PM: Best holiday memory would be here, at this Christmas party.

(Ah yes, Du Burns sweet Du Burns.)

SW: … Really?

PM: Yeah! I really enjoy it. I like hanging out with my teammates, enjoying dinner, talking to the fans and answering questions, doing interviews.

SW: Very nice. Points for you. Rudolph versus Frosty — who wins in a fight?

PM: Rudolph. He can fly. He’s got the red nose so he can poke him in the eye with the nose. Frosty’s not very mobile.

SW: Are you calling him fat?

PM: Yeah, he’s a little fat.

SW: What’s your New Year’s resolution?

PM: My New Year’s resolution is to stop beating David Bascome in practice.

(Zing!)

What Up, 2012?

Posted by Staci on Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Akira Fitzgerald, Scott Buete and Mike Deasel (from left to right) had mad style at the Blast fan club holiday party.

Yes, it’s true. I’ve survived the holidays. I managed to not get buried under a mountain of cookies although I did get buried under quite a bit of work and neglected my blogging duties. So…sorry.

But here I am! Spending my New Year’s Day hungover and watching the Twilight Zone marathon. God I love this crap. Yes, I’m very cool.

They’re showing the one right now where they’re trying to fix this woman’s face because she’s so hideous that children scream when they see her. And when they take off the bandages, she’s this beautiful woman and everyone else around her looks like hideous pigs.

Sometimes I feel like that. Except that usually I just feel like I’m sane and everyone else is insane…or is it the other way around?

Aaaanyway. So I hope you all enjoyed your holidays. I know I did. I also enjoyed the Blast fan club holiday party (thanks for having me). Even despite the fact that one of the fans called me fat. That’s right guy, I haven’t forgotten. But in the spirit of Christmas, I forgive you. I did some awesome sauce holiday interviews but I’m not sure that they’re quite seasonable anymore. Any interest in reading these still?

So 2012 is off to a great start. This was a fantastic sports weekend to be a Baltimore sports fan. The Ravens are the AFC North champs after beating the Cincinnati Bengals, and only one day after the Blast closed out the year defeating their bitter rivals, the Milwaukee Wave, 9-4, on the road on New Year’s Eve day.

Holla.

The Wave got on the board first, scoring twice in the first quarter. But that’s the last they would score. Max Ferdinand scored the first goal for the Blast before the end of the first quarter, and then followed up with an assist to J.T. Noone that the rookie converted into a goal to even the score. Newcomer Stephen DeRoux added a goal, and Pat Healey contributed a three-pointer.

At 8-3, the Blast continue to maintain their hold on first place in the MISL Eastern Division. Baltimore returns to 1st Mariner Arena Friday for the first game in a weekend doubleheader. The Blast will host the Syracuse Silver Knights Friday and the Rochester Lancers Saturday.

And now it’s time for me to go to bed and sleep off the rest of this hangover. Yes, it’s only 9 p.m. Yes, I’m very cool.

Happy New Year!

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