Posts Tagged ‘Pat Morris’

Eat Some Candy and Vote for Me!

Posted by Staci on Monday, October 31st, 2011

Adrian Bumbut as Bob Marley and Scott Buete as...wait, why didn't Scott dress up for Halloween? (Photo Courtesy Adrian Bumbut's Cellphone)

Happy Halloween everyone! I hope you got your candies and your scares and enjoyed the official end-of-the-rest-of-the-year-before-Christmas-season-starts. Not that I’m complaining. I like my Christmas Pandora station just as much as I like my Halloween Pandora station. (But neither as much as my Lil Wayne station.)

What did you dress up as? I dressed up as struggling writer.

Anyway, as advertised, the voting for the Mobbies opened today! So…

VOTE HERE!! VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR ME (us)!!

You’ll have to sign in or make a log-in to the Sun’s website, but it’s free and only takes approximately 30 seconds. You can vote once a day in my category – Best Sports Blog.

Vooooooooote!

And just know that I’m going to annoy you a lot via Facebook and the Twitter. Aaaand maybe in your inbox if I have your e-mail address. Sorry in advance, except not really.

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In legitimate soccer news, the Blast announced today that they have signed Ptah Myers, perhaps just to prove me wrong when I said Akira Fitzgerald has the best name ever. I mean, Ptah sounds like a pharoah or something, right? If that’s not intimidating, I don’t know what is.

Myers is a veteran midfielder, and you probably recognize his name from his seven seasons with the now defunct Philadelphia KiXX. He spent last season with the Chicago Riot and also coaches the Philadelphia men’s soccer team.

This is a nice pickup for the Blast, whose veteran presence on the roster took a hit with the departures of Robbie Aristodemo, Pat Morris, Giuliano Celenza, and Billy Nelson.

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Finally, big shoutout to my buddy Adrian “DJ B” Bumbut, who is taking time out of his busy schedule to support Care for Africa, a charitable organization working to aid the efforts in easing the pain caused by drought and famine in east Africa.

Bumbut is holding a soccer clinic to raise money to send help to Somalia. The clinic will be held December 14 at 7:30 at St. Matthew Lutheran Church in Bel Air. For more information, and to support Bumbut’s efforts, visit Care for Africa’s facebook page.

The Not-So-New-Look Blast?

Posted by Staci on Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

Sagu

With Sagu in goal, the net won't look any different this season. (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

Welp, just because the golden oldies left, doesn’t mean everyone else did. The Baltimore Blast announced today that 10 members of the 2010-2011 squad will return, including:

Goalkeeper Sagu (obviously)
Forward Machel Millwood (whose birthday I forgot)
Forward Adauto Neto
Forward Max Ferdinand
Forward Adrian “DJ B” Bumbut
Forward Lucio Gonzaga
Midfielder Pat Healey
Midfield Scott Buete
Defender Mike Lookingland
Defender Carlos Garcia

To everyone’s dismay Philly transplant Pat Morris won’t be back; he is also moving on to a coaching career.

So my question for you is which other MISL players would you like to see filling out this roster?

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In other news, the Blast also announced a revised 2011-2012 schedule. The unnamed Chicago squad won’t actually take the field until the 2012-2013 season. Whoops. Awkward.

Yuck.

Posted by Staci on Friday, March 25th, 2011

Mr. Yuck

This is me tonight. Hi.

I feel like this question always comes up in the postseason of any sport. Is a bye really a reward for dominating the regular season? Or a curse?

I mean, yeah, you get some much-needed rest and all that, but maybe it’s better to stay in a groove and keep the momentum going. Because when it came down to the one game that really mattered, the Blast looked….well…rusty. And Milwaukee looked crisp.

Which is how the Blast lost their first championship game in recent memory to the Wave, 16-7, before 10,274 fans at 1st Mariner Arena. (By the way, kudos to you guys for showing up. I checked, and the last championship game we hosted in Baltimore when the Blast beat the Rockford Rampage, 9,857 fans were in the house.)

“I think you can find pros and cons to the byes,” said head coach Danny Kelly. “We had some bumps and bruises and got some guys healthy. For us, it worked with the way the season ended. … I just think we got away from what got us to this point, and it’s obviously a disappointing result. You’ve got to give Milwaukee credit. They played well, they stuck to their game plan, and we were undisciplined.”

The Blast outshot the Wave, 32-12, but goalkeeper Marcel Feenstra stayed strong, and Milwaukee was precise with their shots. In fact, MISL Goalkeeper of the Year Sagu only recorded three saves on the evening.

“They played a good tactical game,” said Blast captain Robbie Aristodemo. “They sat in and countered, and when they countered, they scored. They didn’t have as many shots the entire game, but they made them count.”

The first quarter was a relatively quiet one for both teams; unfortunately for the Blast, it was completely silent.

Milwaukee got off to a quick start with a sharp, unassisted goal from former Baltimore defender Jonathan Greenfield. No one scored again until the final minute of the quarter when Wave midfielder Ian Bennett snuck up on Sagu off an assist from Marco Terminesi.

Midfielder Lucio Gonzaga turned it on for the Blast though, running up into the stands to give his visiting mother a kiss after he scored off a pass from Machel Millwood. Shortly after, defender Mike Lookingland notched one off an assist from leading scorer Pat Healey. The Wave regained the lead, however, with a 3-point goal that went off the foot of Blast defender Zach Wilkes and into the net.

Things got tense with more than three minutes left in the second quarter, when a fight broke out involving Millwood, Giuliano Celenza and Josh Rife and his awesome sweatband. Aristodemo had gotten tangled up with Milwaukee goalkeeper and game MVP Marcel Feenstra, when Rife and his sweatband got involved, and Millwood and Celenza jumped in on the action. Both teams remained relatively unscathed though, losing Rife, Millwood and Celenza each for five minutes on severe unsportsmanlike conduct charges.

After a morale-boosting halftime speech from former star and fan favorite Denison Cabral, the teams returned to the field. Milwaukee, however, was the first to get on the board in the second half, with an unassisted 3-point goal from Marcio Leite on a free kick. Milwaukee scored again to start the fourth quarter, this time from late-season rental Greg Howes off an assist from Greenfield.

The first power play didn’t take place until the fourth quarter when Oliviero was penalized two minutes for tripping. Tensions ran high when Millwood and Feenstra got tangled up in the goal, but Milwaukee was able to kill the power play and pad their margin with a 2-point goal from Travis MacKenzie off of a rebound on a shot from Howes.

MISL Defender of the Year Pat Morris snapped the dry spell for the Blast with a 3-point goal off an assist from Celenza with six minutes left in the game. But it wasn’t enough. Unfortunately, with Healey in as a sixth attacker and the goal untended, Milwaukee’s trash talker Evan McNeley was able to score a long 3-point shot on a pass from Rife, and Milwaukee became the 2010-2011 MISL Champions.

Sigh.

Some notes…

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It isn’t lost on me that Troy Dusosky didn’t play, and wasn’t on the injured list either.

Hey, I don’t blame him, I’d be scared too.

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Can we talk about the Wave mascot for a minute with the weird blue Elvis hair and the tropical-looking board shorts? He was in attendance. Is there actually a reason why Milwaukee’s team is the Wave? There’s absolutely nothing about Milwaukee that makes me want to go swimming, am I right?

At least the mascot is accurate in that he’s pasty and chubby, like someone else from Milwaukee that we know.

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Amy Keller “baked” tonight, and I ate cake with a knife like a fat kid because there weren’t any forks. This isn’t newsworthy; it’s just awesome.

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The Blast honored 13-year veteran and fan favorite Cabral tonight during halftime. Talk about all-badass. He’s like the all-time leader for the Blast in, well…every offensive category you can think of.

And yet, the field was conspicuously missing him this season.

Prior to the season, some tension arose when Kelly made it clear that Cabral would compete for a spot on the roster this season.

“It’s pretty simple,” Cabral said. “I went back to the office after the summer and I came down to talk about contracts and basically the head coach said the year before last year wasn’t good enough, and I had to prove to him that I was able to go back and play with the Blast and he offered me the opportunity to train with the team and earn my contract.

“I was invited to try out for a team that I played for for 13 years. I thought that was disrespectful, and I didn’t appreciate the way he did it, and I just decided as a man to respect myself, and I said no, I’m not doing it. At that point on, I just decided to stay away from everything because that was totally disrespectful.”

But he returned to 1st Mariner Arena tonight, accompanied by 250 members of his Denison Cabral Futsal Academy, and he was welcomed with a standing ovation. General manager Kevin Healey spoke, recognizing him as a “superstar on the field and off.”

He kissed the logo on the field before leaving, dedicating the kiss to the fans. It was a nice touch and all but…ew. You couldn’t pay me to touch my mouth to that field.

For now, Cabral is focusing on DCFA, and he has signed an eight-month contract to play for a Brazilian futsal team.

Tri-Winning

Posted by Staci on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Danny Kelly

The power is in the hair. (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

Well, the Blast cleaned up today, sweeping today’s trio of postseason award announcements made at a press conference at the 1st Mariner Tower in Canton.

Head coach Danny Kelly won MISL Coach of the Year, Pat Morris, MISL Defender of the Year, and Sagu, MISL Goalkeeper of the Year.

I imagine this is what it feels like to be a New York Yankees fan and know that your team is stacked. I’m starting to understand why they gloat so much with those pompous big heads of theirs.

Kelly led the Blast to a 15-5 record and the regular season title. Morris was the top defender on the team with 36 blocks, but also the third-leading scorer with 42 points. And we all know about the well-documented and much-decorated All-Badass year Sagu has had.

My postseason awards for these guys are slightly different.

DK – Best Hair in Show

Pat Morris – Best Thing to Come Out of the Philly KiXX Folding

Sagu – Scariest Dude Named After a Dessert

More K&G postseason awards to come.

38 Candles on the Cake…or on the Sagu?

Posted by Staci on Monday, March 21st, 2011

Sagu

Sagu is 38, and he's still got it! (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAGU!

OK, so probably birthdays aren’t the greatest thing in the world of professional sports, but damn I love a good birthday, and it’s not like Sagu is showing any signs of aging. Dude led the MISL with 14 wins this year, just sayin’.

Plus, his birthday is the day before mine. Which, I have to say, makes me feel just a little more badass than I already do (which is a lot). Sagu and I are almost-birthday twins.

Fun fact: Sagu’s name is the name of a dessert he likes.

On my birthday, you can call me chipwich.

The Blast’s veteran goalkeeper was named to the All-MISL First Team today, after being named Goalkeeper of the Month almost every month this season. He is joined by defender Pat Morris, who was not only second in the league with 36 blocks, but tied for 10th in scoring.

The Blast earned two spots on the second team as well. Defender and media darling Mike Lookingland earned a spot after recording 35 blocks this season, and so did forward Pat Healey, who notched the sixth ranking in the league with 48 points on 17 goals and 13 assists.

P.S. Milwaukee only grabbed one spot on the First Team and two on the Second Team.

Charlie Sheen? Winning. Sagu? Also Winning.

Posted by Staci on Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

Pat Healey

But...what about Pat Trick? (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

Blast fans.

You let me down. I’m sorry, but you did. I mean, look. I don’t want to get up on some pedestal or anything and act like I know more than you because I’m well aware I don’t. Some of you have been Blast fans for a longer amount of time than I’ve been in existence.

BUT.

Last night I attended my first Blast Fan Club Awards Banquet and thus participated in my first Blast Fan Club Awards betting pool.

Yeah, so if you were there, and you heard someone obnoxious giggling in the back, that was me. I was busy rooting for myself and I was maybe a little bit tipsy. Whoever’s decision it was to make moscato the white wine of the night, Waka Flocka and I applaud you.

Anyway, we were talking about $35 here. Do you know how many clicks on this thing it takes for me to accumulate $35? I would tell you, but then that would involve finding a calculator and subsequently getting depressed. I felt good about this one, you know? Not the same way I feel about my March Madness bracket. Not going to a school with a rooting interest in basketball (or any sports for that matter…NYU football, undefeated since WWII, look it up), it takes gambling to get me to pay attention and therefore I usually don’t until March. So anyway, I had high hopes for my Blast Fan Club picks.

Unfortunately, I got four out of six…one shy of front office member Robin Eichelberger’s five. Defensive player of the year? Easy – Pat Morris. Unsung hero? Blast stalwart captain Robbie Aristodemo. I knew that. Favorite newcomer? Morris again. Duh. Piece of cake. MVP? Sagu. Obviously.

Admittedly, I was a bit stumped over who you would pick as fan favorite, what with Denison Cabral not being part of the roster this year. I knew it was a toss-up, and was tempted to put Denison’s name down, just for shi kicks and giggles. I went with Giuliano Celenza, and you guys went with Sagu again. Alright, fair enough, he’s a pretty swell guy.

However, I’m tempted to say where you guys whiffed, even though I shouldn’t say that because I don’t want you to hate me should there ever be a favorite blogger category (except I did just say it so you know, I’m not sayin’, just sayin’). Offensive player of the year? I picked Pat Healey. You know. The guy who has pretty much been atop the leader board in scoring ALL season (currently with 48 points). The one who allowed me to think up the punniest pun of all time. The one whose name is really big in the tag cloud on the right because he keeps making me write about him every game.

No. You picked Machel Millwood. Look, I have no problem with Mills. I like watching him play just as much as the next guy. But statistically speaking? He’s tied for third with 42 points. And I am $5 poorer.

But all joking aside, the fan club did a great job. So thanks for having me there.

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So Denison’s coming back. No, no. Not to play (…yet), but the Blast will be honoring him at the championship game March 25. It was odd not seeing him on the field this season, and I think he’ll get a warm reception at 1st Mariner Arena. I don’t have a favorite player because I mean that would be somewhat unethical and as you know, I am the embodiment of professionalism, but if I had a favorite, it would probably be Denison. Maybe it’s because I secretly aspire to be able to do a back flip. Or maybe it’s just because he claims to be a fan of my writing, and I ALWAYS believe people when they’re blowing smoke.

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In MLS news, if this were to happen, I’d be so freaking happy. No really. I love this man. If you keep clicking, maybe some day I’ll be able to own an MLS team and give Ochocinco a roster spot (But not Adrian Peterson). What do you think – striker?

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So I’ve been waiting up for the results of the Milwaukee/Missouri semifinal game (no, I cannot get the webcast to work either), and it seems the Comets have pummeled the Wave, 11-5. Game 2 will take place Sunday in Milwaukee. Now hopefully, I’ll get this right…correct me if I don’t, I’m getting sleepy.

If the Comets win, the Blast will host them March 25. But if the Wave win, there will be a “mini game,” another 15-minute quarter. Should that end in a tie, we’ll be waiting on a golden goal, which I believe has been kind to the Blast in the past. Whoa, I’m a poet and didn’t know it.

Who do you want to see in the finals?

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Finally, what do Justin Bieber, Danny Kelly, the Breakfast Club, Mike Lookingland and Malta have in common? Keep coming back to find out.

Blast Secure Championship Chance

Posted by Staci on Sunday, March 13th, 2011

Max Ferdinand

2010 Rookie of the Year Max Ferdinand led the Blast in Sunday's 17-6 victory over the Missouri Comets...for a ticket to the MISL Championship. (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

They put the pressure on themselves, dropping two games that could have secured a spot in the championship game, but the Baltimore Blast came through with a 17-6 win over the Missouri Comets Sunday in the final game of the 2010-2011 MISL regular season.

The victory, before 6,425 fans, crowned the Blast regular season league champions, and they will fight for the title March 25 at 1st Mariner Arena.

“Obviously this was the most important game of the season,” said head coach Danny Kelly. “This is why we play. We want to compete for a championship, and tonight we had the opportunity to secure the championship game in front of our home fans, and we weren’t going to let that opportunity slip by. … We don’t need any other motivation than that. We play to raise the trophy.”

Forward Max Ferdinand led the offensive effort with eight points on three assists and one each of a two-point and a three-point goal.

“We knew we had to come out and win today,” Ferdinand said. “We lost the last one, so we knew we had to come out with a lot of energy.”

With three games left in the regular season, the Blast needed only one win to host the championship game, but they lost in overtime to the Chicago Riot and then on the road to the Milwaukee Wave.

Winning was not a problem tonight though, with the Blast dominant. In addition to Ferdinand’s scores, Matt Watson, Robbie Aristodemo, Machel Millwood, and Pat Healey all contributed goals. Adauto Neto scored two goals as well, one a header into the net on the power play.

The Blast will face either the Milwaukee Wave or the Missouri Comets in the championship game.

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I’ve been remiss in posting this last week, and haven’t mentioned that Pat Morris and Sagu have been named defender of the month and co-goalkeeper of the month, respectively, for February. Kudos!

And more importantly, happy belated birthday to Danny Kelly! The 42-year-old’s birthday was March 7; make sure you wish him a happy one. I think the team got him a pretty nice present…don’t you think so?

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Tonight was Fan Appreciation Night and all the players signed autographs following the game. The matchup, however, started late because the Missouri Comets were a little late to the arena. I almost was too, due to major traffic from the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, but I’m pretty sure the Comets were in walking distance of the arena, coming from their hotel.

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As part of the last game of the season, the Blast held its annual media/celebrity halftime game. Admittedly, I wasn’t feeling much like a celebrity tonight and I didn’t play, but it was good to see some old friends (I’m looking at you, Sean Welsh), and watch my out-of-shape colleagues run around.

Almost as fun as watching the Blast snag another chance at the championship.

Spoiled

Posted by Staci on Friday, March 4th, 2011

Pat Morris

Pat Morris may have stolen Giuliano Celenza's thunder. Just sayin'. (Courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

When the Philadelphia KiXX folded prior to this season, Pat Morris could have retired. After all, this season was going to be the veteran’s 11th of an illustrious career.

But that career also included two championships with Philadelphia, and Morris wasn’t ready to give up the chance at drinking dirty backwash beer out of a beautiful championship cup.

Well, I don’t know that for sure, but he did want another chance at a championship, and he knew he’d have his best opportunity here in Charm City.

This is the part where I was going to tell you that thanks to Morris, the Blast are on their way to competing in another championship, but the last-place 5-14 Chicago Riot pulled out an overtime win against the home team before 9,118 at 1st Mariner Arena on Christian Youth Night.

Sigh.

Well, they did put up a good fight, with Morris leading the way with two back-to-back goals to start the game and a third for 3 points to complete the hat trick in the third quarter off an assist from Warren Ukah. Matt Watson scored Baltimore’s fourth goal.

Head coach Danny Kelly said the team did not play solidly on defense.

“The goals we gave up are not goals we can give up if you want to get where we want to go,” he said.

But it wasn’t enough because Ante Cop got them again in overtime, scoring a 2-point goal off an assist from Miodrag Djerisilo. I’m not a fan of cops either.

In order to gain homefield advantage for the championship, the Blast simply need to win either Sunday’s game against the Milwaukee Wave or next Sunday’s game against the Missouri Comets.

I’d give you more playoff scenarios, but there’s someone on stage rapping about Jesus, and I’m in a hurry to get into my car and pop in some Weezy.

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Prior to the game, the Blast honored the career of Giuliano Celenza, who will be retiring at the end of the season. The crowd showed their love with a standing ovation and a warm response to the video tribute on the Jumbotron.

Morris and captain Robbie Aristodemo were recognized as well. For staying injury-free this season, Aristodemo earned the IWIF Safety Saves Award. Morris received the Play Fair Award for the fewest amount of penalties this season.

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The MISL announced earlier today that Wichita, Kansas, will be an indoor soccer home again. The Wings are set to play the 2011-2012 season under the ownership of Willis “Wink” Hartman, president of Hartman Oil.

What I wouldn’t give for a cool nickname like Wink.

Notebook: Local Celebrity

Posted by Staci on Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Pat Healey

Hometown hero Pat Healey ranks third in the MISL with 44 points. (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

From the outside looking in, it may seem like we’re witnessing a young player on a hot streak. But the truth is that what we’re seeing is third-year player Pat Healey simply getting comfortable and hitting his stride.

“[Team captain] Robbie [Aristodemo] said one time during my first year that it took him like 100 games, or like two and a half years to really be comfortable,” Healey said. “I think that’s true. You get to learn how guys react and a little bit of timing. That’s big in indoor.”

It appears Healey has gotten quite comfy indeed. With 44 points on 16 goals and 11 assists this season, the Bel Air native ranks third in the league and first on the team. Healey’s margin is wide; veteran defender Pat Morris is second on the team with 35 points.

Also notable is the fact that Healey’s points come on only 34 shots this season, showing remarkable precision. Missouri’s Byron Alvarez and Milwaukee’s Marco Terminisi are first and second in the league, respectively.

Alvarez has 58 points on 75 shots while Terminisi has 57 on 98.

“Pat’s been playing really well,” said head coach Danny Kelly. “I think he’s surprised a lot of people, but he hasn’t surprised me. He’s got a very high soccer IQ. He plays both sides of the ball really well. He can do it all. He can score goals, he can set up goals, he can defend. He is organized and he communicates real well. He’s a natural leader on the field. And I think he’s getting his due this year with all his hard work paying off for him.”

Even so, it’s not the ranking Healey cares about, or even the recognition.

“It’s nice to be up there,” he said. “But I just want to win a championship. It’s nice to win. That’s the bottom line. You can be first in points, but lose in the championship, and it’s a bad year in my mind. So whatever it takes to get home field [advantage], and then get the championship, that’s all that matters.”

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Shameless, I know.

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So the talented Ms. Amy Keller invited me to play in this year’s Blast celebrity/media halftime game on March 13, the last regular season game. I’ve never played in it before, and as usual, I cannot make up my mind. (By the way, if you’re wondering, I fall into the “celebrity” category of the game’s title. *wink*)

My philosophy is as follows: Why put myself into a sure situation to make a fool out of myself when I already manage to do it inadvertently every day?

But then I guess the flipside of that is: If I already make a fool out of myself on the regular, what’s one more incident to the pile?

Thoughts?

Pretty in Pink

Posted by Staci on Sunday, February 20th, 2011

Aristodemo 20

Think pink and bid! Robbie Aristodemo wore this guy in his 250th MISL game...during which he had a killer hat trick. (Photo courtesy of the Baltimore Blast)

Who doesn’t love a good Molly Ringwald movie?

Alright so, I had this brilliant idea that I’ve been thinking about for weeks — I was going to interview Josh Rife today about his super sweet headgear. But then when I sat down to think about questions, I found myself stumped. What is there to say? It’s too fabulous for words.

But then as I watched the game today of course my writer’s block (interviewer’s block?) cleared. Except given the results of this game, I feel like a couple smart ass questions would earn me a punch in the face. If not from Rife, then definitely from Keith Tozer. And so…maybe next year? Maybe this postseason?

Blanyway. As expected, today’s 20-9 thrashing of the Milwaukee Wave by the Baltimore Blast was indeed an entertaining way to spend a Sunday afternoon. I didn’t even miss yoga (too much).

The Blast improved to 13-3 and have clinched a spot in the playoffs.

“Unbelievable effort by the guys in the locker room,” said head coach Danny Kelly. “We were very good at all facets of the game. Everything that we needed to do we did and we put them under pressure. We created turnovers and we finished chances. I thought their keeper played well. We had some great goals, some great chances, and I think holding a team like Milwaukee to nine points is a tremendous accomplishment for the guys in that locker room.”

Neither team scored in the sluggish first quarter, but the Blast got into a groove with the start of the second quarter. Machel Millwood scored his 300th goal for three points on a shot up the middle off a pass from Matt Watson (whom we can thank for the post-game Dr. Dre beats). Lucio Gonzaga followed with his own three-pointer, lofting the ball into an untended goal from midfield.

Captain Robbie Aristodemo followed next with the first of his three goals off a quick rebound. Playing in his 250th career MISL game, Aristodemo’s next two goals were both unassisted, one a three-pointer while the Blast was shorthanded during a power play. Sixth attacker Rife tried to catch up with Aristodemo’s downfield kick, but couldn’t make it in time to save it from going into the goal.

And speaking of Rife, Tozer put him into the game at the beginning of the fourth quarter as the sixth attacker, switching him occasionally with Joe Hammes, but ultimately assigning him the unsavory task of chasing all the Baltimore balls downfield and even knocking one in for the Blast (that was attributed to Adauto Neto).

“Maybe they just wanted to work on certain things,” said Aristodemo, who said it was surprising to see a sixth attacker in so early. “I mean, 12 minutes left in the game, you don’t really have much chances of winning when we’re up that much but maybe they’re looking to work on some specific things to get themselves ready for the next game. Who knows?”

Pat Morris also contributed a three-point goal for the Blast, knocking a long shot in through the middle, and Max Ferdinand made a long leap to reroute a shot from Warren Ukah into the back of the net.

By the way, I just noticed tonight that Troy Dusosky is the Wave’s team captain. Hilarious.

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Don’t forget to bid on the Blast’s Pepto-Bismol pink jerseys this week. I won’t lie to you, they’re pretty sharp looking and they’ll benefit Franklin Square Hospital Center’s Bosom Buddies Fund. Everyone loves a pair of healthy boobies.